Brendan and his (non) athleticism

Brendan is playing basketball this year. For the first time ever. Up until Christmas we never even had a goal in our driveway. I am not impressed by the sport and no very limited information about it. Anyway, I am enjoying the crap out of watching Brendan play. And that's not necessarily a good thing. We are 2 weeks in and he's busted his nose, tripped over his own two feet, made a basket for THE OTHER TEAM, and fouled out within the first five minutes of a game (can't seem to get him to realize that basketball is NOT football).